I will never get over Patti’s face when Donna was singing Could I Leave You? Audra’s just like “Cool stuff. Really enjoying this. Love u DOnna.” and Patti’s all “ARRRRGHHHHHH WAIT. A. GODDAMN. MINUTE. HAAAARRRGH”

30 Days of P!nk | Day 5  ♪ A P!nk Song That Reminds You of Someone

Have you ever fed a lover with just your hand?
Closed your eyes and trusted, just trusted?
Have you ever thrown a fistful of glitter in the air?
Have you ever looked fear in the face and said,
I just don’t care.

- Glitter in the Air

30 Days of P!nk | Day 4  ♪ A P!nk Song That Makes You Sad

What kind of father would take his own daughter’s rights away?
And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay?
I can only imagine what the first lady has to say,
You’ve come along way from whisky and cocaine. 
- Dear Mr. President

30 Days of P!nk | Day 3  ♪ A P!nk Song That Makes You Happy

I’ve been the girl, middle finger in the air
Unaffected by rumours, the truth: I don’t care.
So open your mouth, stick out your tongue
You might as well let go, you can’t take back what you’ve done.

- God is a DJ

30 Days of P!nk | Day 2  ♪ Your Favourite P!nk Music Video

So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways.
All my underdogs, we will never be, never be
Anything but loud and nitty gritty,
Dirty little freaks.

- Raise Your Glass

30 Days of P!nk | Day 1 ♪ Your Favourite P!nk Song

If someone said three years from now
You’d be long gone
I’d stand up and punch them out
Cause they’re all wrong.
I know better
Cause you said forever
And ever… who knew?

- Who Knew

That last kiss I’ll cherish
Until we meet again.
And time makes it harder,
I wish I could remember.
But I keep your memory,
You visit me in my sleep.
My darling… who knew?

Who Knew | P!nk