The Bee Charmer

mattsvintage asked: "Whenever I see that spam post I'm always really entertained - thirty pounds in two weeks is the equivalent of giving birth to a baby cow."

How do you know they didn’t give birth to a baby cow? HEY HEY HEY? You don’t know their life, you don’t know their choices.

posted 1 week ago

mattsvintage answered your question: i’m shipping the hell out of daenerys and ser…

A billion times yes.

GOOD.

posted 1 month ago

mattsvintage answered your question: give me some films that you all watch when you’re…

The entire Lord of the Rings Extended boxset non-stop without taking a single break. It kills the virus 100% of the time.

but i get to many feels when watching LoTR so it just makes me feel worse:(

posted 7 months ago

mattsvintage replied to your post: Went to the bonfire in Beverley this evening and…

in Beverly in fucking Beverly that’s for posh people Sophie, what are you doing there with your accent? HO HO HO

fork off

besides, posh people don’t go to public bonfires, they have their own private one.


mattsvintage replied to your post: no one is sending me creepy messages on okcupid …

I’ll just send creepy messages to you on here with Bertie’s grinning face.

no

rude

no no no

posted 7 months ago

mattsvintage replied to your post: mattsvintage replied to your post: Yes, I was the…

I’m just waiting for Mr. Barrow to molest the new footman.

I hope they have seks because I like Thomas. But it makes me sad that he and O’Brien have fallen out. 

I am waiting for Bates to be released because then he will (very sadly because I love her) murder Anna and will finally be locked away for the perverted serial wife killer that he is. 

posted 8 months ago

mattsvintage replied to your post: Yes, I was the person at the Women of Downton talk…

PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS EVERYWHERE If this wasn’t so hilarious there’d be second hand embarrassment all over the shop.

Kate had her hand over her face when I was asking. Everyone was asking really serious questions and I just thought things needed to lighten up a bit. Plus they are actually having sexual intercourse on a regular basis. How have you not noticed? The loose O’Brien’s ringlets are, the more sex she is getting.


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mattsvintage replied to your post: Seeing as I’ll be (hopefully) going to university…

What university are you applying for, Sophie?

 subunit replied to your postSeeing as I’ll be (hopefully) going to university…

YES GOOD. WHERE ARE YOU THINKING OF GOING AND TO DO WHAT. SO MANY QUESTIONS.

I HAVE NO IDEA YET. I’m 99% sure of what I want to do but I’m keeping it under wraps  because I’m ~mysterious~ like that and as to where… I have no idea. I’ve just started looking at universities and the courses they offer etc. and it’s so overwhelming. 

My Mum told me that it’s apparently not really acceptable to write “I AM FABULOUS AND YOUR UNIVERSITY SHOULD BE HONOURED TO HAVE ME STUDYING THERE” on your personal statement. Idk why, tbqh - it’s the truth and they always want you to be honest so…


mattsvintage asked: "Nic Cage/Hugh Laurie fanfic."

“GET OUT OF THAT MAID’S OUTFIT, YOU FUCKING ENGLISH PRICK!” Nicholas roared.

As Hugh Laurie slipped off the grey collared blouse and the starched pinafore, a lock of his fine, silky hair fell out of his beautifully styled milkmaid plaits.

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!” Nicholas shouted before taking Hugh in his arms and making sweet love to him.

THE END.

posted 9 months ago